Okay, like I know it came out a GAZILLION years ago, but srsly, can we talk about this masterpiece PLZ?!
First off, let me say that Michael Bay is God. He should direct EVERY movie EVER!!! Like, if he could build a time machine (which he totally could because he's so rich and handsome...) he could go back in time and like direct these so-called "classics" like The Godfather (snooze), Casablanca (snore) and There Will Be Blood (could Daniel Gay-Lewis' moustache BE any more retarded?) these movies need more explosions and Megan Fox! That's what the people want!!! OMG. This sounds like a GREAT idea for a script! I am totally going to write a draft on my iPhone and txt it to Michael or Shia!!!
Okay, let's get to Transformers! My only complaint is it's WAY TOO SHORT!!! It seemed shorter than an episode of The Hills! OMG can you BELIEVE Heidi and Spencer this season?! I was like NO WAY!!!
Anywho, besides that small problem, this movie is PURFECT! (meow) I just rly felt a connection to every single character. Like, I feel like Megan, Shia, John Turturro and I could go out and get Slushies or something! And those two African American Transformers were HI-STAIR-I-CAL!!! They should both get an Oscar or better yet and MTV VIDEO AWARD! AHHH!!!
And do you remember that fight at the end?!?!?! There was an explosion and I was like WOAH!!! And all my friends were like AH!!! And I spilled popcorn butter ALL OVER MY NEW SWEATER!!! I didn't care though, because between the great acting, genius script and giant Transformer balls I was LOLZing ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
I've seen it FOUR times in theaters! And if you haven't seen it yet, you are the biggest doofus face on planet Cybertron! BUT NO WORRIES DUMB-DUMB!!! It just came out on DVD last tuesday so you can watch it EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! LIKE ME!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHEXPLOSIONSHHHHHHHHHHHHHDESPERATEHOUSEWIVESHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/10!!!
Ha! JK! This movie is garbage.
2/10
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