Jonathan's Scoring System: DSS

For those who read my No More Stories… review, you may have noticed a strange scoring system in place. It’s a new system I developed called The Decimalsaur Scoring System, or DSS. It’s actually a very simple system: I have merely replaced all whole numbers with various dinosaur species, while keeping numerical decimals for further score accuracy. Ten dinosaurs correspond to the numbers one through ten, based on the dinosaur’s average estimated weight, as found on its Wikipedia page. These dinosaurs and corresponding numbers are as follows:

1 – Anchiornis
2 – Eoraptor
3 – Velociraptor
4 - Stegosaurus
5 - Iguanodon
6 – Edmontosaurus
7 – Ankylosaurus
8 – Tyrannosaurus Rex
9 – Triceratops
10 – Brachiosaurus

So for example, my score for No More Stories… was a Triceratops.1 in DDS, which would be a 9.1 when converted to the average Pure Numerical Scoring System (PNSS). Obviously, this system has no benefits and is actually far inferior to pretty much any PNSS, but it’s my review and I’ll score it as nonsensically as I want! IRREGARDLESS!